Chittlin' Hunting Chicago-style

I am on the hunt for a serious plate of chittlins to round out my Thanksgiving meal. I can't cook them because my sense of smell won't allow it. However, I would travel near or far for this delicacy. It seems these days you can't find nobody willing to separate with a plate. It's just ridiculous.

Folks used to call each other and brag about how many pounds they was cleaning and invite you over. Nowadays, folks is eating chittlins on the DL and ain't tellin nobody. Howabout it? Can a sistah get an invite for some chittlins on Thanksgiving? Holla atcha girl!
Vanessa